pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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