i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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