She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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