She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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