he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Found the puke drawer
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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