watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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