she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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