No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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