I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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