I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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