For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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