Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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