so explain again why im purple
no
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
did you just send me my own nude
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