I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
