yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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