I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Vodka?
Forever.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
