Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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