I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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