thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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