I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
