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It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I see more hoeing in ur future
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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