I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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