STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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