True but thats because hes a fetus.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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