I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
did you just send me my own nude
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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