turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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