no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
