Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
