He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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