I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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