Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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