i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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