There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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