Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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