playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she told me i tasted like america
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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