But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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