ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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