have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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