Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
