Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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