I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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