no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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