Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
