lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I need a beard to bite.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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