Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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