..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
