You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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