apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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