Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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