at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have demons in me.
Small penises have feelings too.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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